The Teaser: The Truth Will Prevail
Throughout the Pilates repertoire there is perhaps no other exercise that instills in us as much dread, angst and raspberries as the Teaser.
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For sure there are more formidable exercises depending on who you are:
- Snake/Twist (Reformer)
- The Star (anywhere, really)
- Mountain Climb (Wunda Chair)
But for the most part, once you learn the Teaser it is relentless and it shows up everywhere.
The Teaser is infamous.
It’s got a reputation and the word on the street is not good.
My experience of this exercise in the last 12 years has been a different story. I must confess to you that I really didn’t see what all the fuss was about. I rather like the Teaser and there are other exercises that are for me, clearly more problematic.
I was terrified to receive my first Pilates diploma due to my inability to do the Neck Pull on the mat at all, really. I assumed if I were ever to run into criminals in a dark alley they would demand the Neck Pull in exchange for my life, and my odds of surviving said encounter were slim. And I am really out of luck if they also demand I twist.
But the Teaser by comparison felt fun and elegant and balancey up there…and as you might be suspecting, 12 years later…
I’m a Big. Cheater.
Once up in the Teaser, no big deal right? Now what do you think?
To reform my cheatin’ ways I focus on the 2-way stretch, or the oppositional forces that must be fiercely at work to execute the Teaser correctly: Stomach pulling in and up and limbs reaching endlessly out from this strong center. Sounds familiar, yes? It is also the same 2-way stretch that is in other exercises where you are in a similar shape: a lifted curve.
This lifted curve, also labeled the C-curve, the scoop, etc…, can be found throughout the Pilates system: the Roll Up, Rolling Like a Ball, Horseback and Open Leg Rocker to name a few. Recognizing and knowing this shape well in other exercises has helped me to retrain my Teaser and whip myself into shape.
Incidentally, I used to have a pretty good time in the Teaser on the Reformer doing the Shave variation (there’s your first clue…does anyone discuss their Teaser exercise and start with the words “I was having a pretty good time??). It was a stretch for my back I guess a little (clue #2).
Here is even further proof: With my lifted curve and therefore 2-way stretch in place I decided that despite it already being mega-challenging, why not try a little Shave anyway… I mean, while I’m here… Well, (a) I could not do it without getting stuck and (b) the degree to which I could barely do it gave me a small taste of the wonderful stretch that awaits me when I can do it for reals.
I can’t express it any other way except to say
It feels like the Truth
Years ago I was coerced into riding a roller coaster that had a really scary name. Afterwards I was reeling a bit, and another group of friends was returning from the same roller coaster clearly shaken and staggering. The sturdiest one looked at the others and finally spoke:
“Man, that is the TRUTH!”
This is how I feel about a well-executed Pilates exercise. It just feels like the Truth.
“The truth will prevail and that is why I know that my teachings will reach the masses and finally be adopted as universal.”
Joseph H. Pilates